Here are the top 10 reasons why Tim Tebow should marry me from most important (1) to just graspin' at straws.
1.) I love and will always love Jesus more than Tim Tebow. Forever. Now don't get me wrong Tim Tebow is a handsome HANDSOME man, and I am sure if I met him, and if we had that connection I would fall fast and I would fall hard. However no matter how fast and how hard I would fall for that ruggedly good looking man, I will always love Jesus first and more.
2.) I am wholesome yet stylish and have blond hair. Come on Tebow, I know you're from the South and from what I've heard southern boys love blond hair. I can buy a bottle of aqua net if need be. Shoot I was barbie one year for Halloween.
3.) I can cook and think I could make southern food if I try hard enough and get the right recipes. I have 3 brothers, I know a way to a man's heart is food!
4.) I love sports watching them and playing them and yet my favorite color is still pink. What does that mean? I get to enjoy the best of both worlds the sports side in the guys world with no fighting or testosterone and the pink girly side of the ladies world... with everything that comes with it.
5.) I'm not crazy despite what this blog post and entire blog in general might say. I am not into stupid girl drama BS, but at the same time still LOVE my girl friends.
6.) I too come from a family of 5 children and am the youngest. Why is this important might you ask? It's not except for it's a similarity we share, an understanding we could have, a connection if you will.
7.) I WILL laugh at all of Tim Tebow's jokes. Not because I feel like I need to stroke Tim Tebow's ego (not that he would ever give into that, most humble Bronco I've ever seen) it's just I love to laugh and would most likely find all of Tim Tebow's jokes funny.
8.) I'm a dog person, nuff said. I don't currently have a dog due to a current roommate but when I do I already have two names picked out if it's a boy: Humphrey Bogart and if it's a girl: Betty Davis. I think putting Tebow at the end of those names has a nice ring to it don't it.
9.) My whole family already loves Tim Tebow, it would just be so easy. He would be welcomed in as the 5th son (my 3 brothers and brother in law being the other 4).
and finally
10.) BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE ME SO HAPPY!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!
Alright so those are the 10 reasons why Tim Tebow should marry me. He is a handsome Jesus loving man. I know there are some in my neck of the woods, but its fun to have a crush on a person who will never know you... or is that a stalker... shoot I just turned into crazy girl number five. Oh well. GO BRONCOS!!!
Peace Love Flowers
Lisi
PS Don't think I am crazy but I laughed out loud when I saw this oh Tebow when will you ever find me?!
