Now to the good stuff that is semi related to the South.
On the way over I got asked for my number... TWICE! Can you believe it?! How many times do you sit next to young guys on your flights, let alone handsome ones, let alone handsome ones who ask for your number. The first one I liked. He was a man in uniform, enlisted in the Air Force and he is from New Orleans and had the thickest accent, beautiful eyes, and an incredible smile... he was smoking. We talked and flirted for the long 30 minute flight to which I think I felt his elbow slash upper arm graze my mid-drif or rib cage (I know I know so PG) a couple times. While still on the plane he told me "I should get your number, for when I come into SB" (as the Air Force base is about 30-40 minutes away). He then walked me to my gate and took down my number and texted me his name. When I was sure he was out of sight and I was about to walk through the gate I sent him what I call a cute and casual text "Easiest flight so far :)". I know, I know the smiley face; cheesy maybe, did it get my point across? YES. (We had been talking about how I don't really like to fly). And what did the Southern General say in return (yes I know he is not a general, I just enjoy referring to him as that) ":) glad I could be some help to ya, I hope u enjoy your trip to the East Coast, it should treat ya right... def. seem like you will enjoy it, let me know how it goes". To which I replied "Will do, have a safe trip". I was a giddy girl, even if he doesn't call or anything I had pulled off the flirty give my number out (but he's gonna call or text right, I mean he's a Southern boy). I then jumped on my next flight with a big smile on my face when suitor number two sits down.
Suitor number two was about 6'4, strong build, and totally arrogant. He talked about himself the entire time. He told me about his 5 houses all over the US, how he travels all over the world, about his car, and his dogs, and his night clubs. He asked me one or two questions but promptly forgot the answers and continued to talk about himself. He also was not as subtle as the Southern General (it just has a ring to it) and touched my midriff and side boob... with his hand!! He was trying to show me something, bold suitor 2, VERY BOLD. He also kept calling me baby, WTF mate. I fell asleep as it was the middle of the night, and when I awoke he told me had been watching me and was concerned. Actually, his exact words were "Morning baby, I was so worried about your neck baby, how you feeling." As we got off the plane he too walked me to my terminal and insisted I take down his number. Again I say WTF mate? I have no intention of calling or texting him, so what good does it do for me to take down his? So I silly-ly sent him a text saying something like, nice meeting you. To which A-Hole didn't respond... then why did I take down your number? Oh well I didn't care, I was still thinking about the general.
All to say I love Southern Men and their Southern accents. You know who is super Southern and nothing like Suitor number 2? Yep you've guessed. Tim Tebow! Bam every post I shall mention his name, his handsome Jesus loving name!!
Later Y'all (even though I know no one reads this but me!)
PS This is what I do to entertain my roommate, and she loves it!!
