Being a Woman Can Suck

Being a woman at times can kind of suck... don't get me wrong I love, LOVE, LOVE being a girl, but at times it sucks for the following reasons.

1.) Girls don't like each other.

      Now, this isn't COMPLETELY true, but mostly.  Girls will drop other girls in a millisecond for a 

      guy.  Freakin men do not do this.  Also so many girls do the whole "I just like to hang out with 

      dudes; I don't get along with girls." which basically means they are wanting to be the girl who can 

      chill with the dudes, but in reality they are not that girl.  Because the girl who can chill with the 

      dudes also likes hanging out with girls and doesn't label herself, because guys don't label themselves.  

      I may have been hanging out with a guy whom I have a secret crush on, and we went to the "I only 

      like to hang out with guys" girl's house, and she was NOT friendly to me in the slightest.  I think she 

      liked the guy I showed up with, or she was frustrated I came, because turns out I am in all actuality 

      kind of a girly girl.  

2.) Guys have all the power.

     Now again not COMPLETELY true but mostly.  The one and only guy I have kissed I am  

     embarrassed to ever see again because I am terrified he is going to think I am in love with him (which 

     I am not, but for some reason I assume he is going to think that).  The problem is, you know this guy 

     in question hasn't thought twice about it, nor is he embarrassed to see me, which leads me to believe 

     HE HAS THE POWER.  Also the man I am currently secretly in love with has not called me since 

     last Saturday... today is Thursday... WTF.  I mean that obviously means he is not interested but it's 

     not like I can call him and be like "so what's up" I mean I could, but that would be seen as desperate 

     but I think he is handsome and can't stop thinking about him which is silly because it's not 

     reciprocated.  I guess in that instance it's not the man having the power fully its that I like him, he 

     doesn't like me, but guys are the ones who are supposed to do the initiating.  

3.) Child birth, nuff said.

and lastly...

4.) "Guys are visual"

     The above statement is so full of crap because basically what it means is "Guys are picky about your body and what you look like it's ingrained in them so it's OK".  Don't get me wrong, you need to be attracted to the person you are with, and so if the guy is not attracted to a girl, I get it.  BUT that means that nature has made it so that we have to live at higher standards than the male, we have to have the perfect beach bod, BECAUSE its the nature of man.  Where as with girls we are "emotional" and can fall in love with personality which makes a man sexy and handsome.... BOO! 

Well I guess thats all...

Lisi

PS

Funny Quotes and Moments From Camp

I went to camp last week with my junior highers.  It was super fun, and super hilarious.  There were so many good quotes and moments from the week that you had to be there for but here are a couple good moments.

1.) During girl talk, during cabin time one night, all the girls are talking about the boys they like when one girl starts talking about a fellow leader named Matt, her exact words "So guys you know Matt?  Have you SEEN his hands?  THEY'RE HUGE!!!"

2.) One of the junior high boys after asked about any drama during camp that week cleverly replied "Theirs a lot of drama between my butt cheeks right now!"  (SIDENOTE I know I am a girl and shouldn't laugh or repeat bathroom humor but this was so funny to come from a junior high boy."

3.) I told the girls that I have a few handsome friends with whom if they asked I would go on a date with, they asked me for a specific name and I gave them the name "Sergio" (which naturally is made up) the rest of the week they talked about Sergio and when cell phones were turned on while on the bus ride home they all asked if Sergio had sent me any texts or voice mails.  Alas a couple of "Sergio's" had.  I later began receiving texts from my girls whenever they came across a Sergio.

In other news some PAH-RITTY big stuff went down the night before camp, and during the week of camp that I am still coming to grips with.  I went to a mojito party today which was PAH-RITTY epic and helped me to not think about all the stuff that went on whilst I was away.  Hooray for mojitos, hilarious conversations, and me putting my foot in my mouth.  Here is a picture from camp which is pah-ritty good and telling.

Cheers!
Lisi