Some Thoughts

1.) I love Tim Tebow.  (I have come to believe the lie that if I put the words Tim Tebow in every single post on this ridiculously ludicrous blog, that when people google Tim Tebow, my blog will come up.  That being said it does not make this statement any less true.  I love Jesus.  He loves Jesus.  Therefore we should love each other, and make it legal!)  Also my fav dementia resident refers to him as "Bo-bo" or "Bo-Dee-Bo Dee-Bo Dee-Bo".

2.) When you hit a certain age is it mandatory to sign up for a dating site?  I've got everyone telling me to do it, and typically I give in to peer pressure.

3.) Why do women comedians feel the need to be extra vulgar and have dirty DIRTY DUH-HURTY mouths?!  My theory is because they think they are not as funny as men and feel the need to make up for it, when in reality they aren't as funny as men and those vulgarities are not going to make them funny.  (Not to say that women cannot be as funny or funnier than men, just that these specific women should find another profession).

4.) This man almost hit me with his car when I was running on Tuesday, and today (Thursday) he passed by me on the street and had a big smile for me and gave me a big wave.  I guess we are friends now; that's what a near death experience can do.

5.) I almost hit a man with my car today when he was running and then had to promptly park my car in which I stayed in pretending to be doing important things until he passed by.

6.) Every Wednesday I do "Cooking with Lisi" with my residents (most of whom have dementia) and this past Wednesday we made a delicious Bruschetta.  Before putting it into the oven I sprinkled some mozzarella cheese on each bread slice to which one of my favorite dementia residents yelled out "THERE IS NO SENSE IN MAKING IT LOOK PRETTY LET'S EAT ALREADY!"

7.) My roommate loves her cat.  I am a dog person.  I want to get a dog, small enough to be able to have it in an apartment, big enough to eat her cat.

8.) One of the tool-sheds in the aforementioned blog posts was from Indiana and because he had a country accent and is not from California I assumed he was a Southern Gentleman.  Nope turns out Indian is the Midwest.  Who knew?  Apparently every state but California.

9.) Had a two hour phone conversation with one of my best male friends.  He lives in Hawaii so even if there was interest on either end (which there is not) the distance would stamp that out stat, which brings me to my point: men and women CAN be Platonic friends.

10.) Seriously Tim Tebow, if we went on a date I think you would REALLY like me.  

In Kind Regards,
Lisi (AKA by my dementia resident LuLu, Cecilia, or Louuuuuuuuuuuuuu)

PS I think this is funny and not true nice guys haven't finished last since Jr. High.