What compels a person to look up the person they don't want to read anything about? The person that when they walk in a room people accuse you of murdering them with your eyes, the people who make you feel real awkward and then you get angry at them for making you feel awkward. I don't want to see their stupid status updates just like they don't want to see mine, and yet here I am on their page, looking. FREAKING FACEBOOK!! I also find other peoples' status' annoying, especially when they are trying to be cute or funny when in reality that is exactly what I am trying to do with my own FB status'. BUT I digress.
SO as I am on this annoying persons page, I notice they have a blog and click on it! WHAT THE FREAK IS WRONG WITH ME? I get enraged reading about them on FB and noticing their status updates every 3 minutes. Yet now I am reading about their dog Sugar and husband Leon and their music video recommendations (which if I may be so bold as to suggest Rock Mafia "Big Big Bang". Music video is crap but the song itself will blow you mind).
After navigating away from their page (after spending far to long reading "older posts") I was going to put something about annoying FB things in my FB status but thought "I wouldn't want everyone to read that". So I put it on this blog which I really don't think anyone will ever read because how will they ever know to look for it, ya know?
SO That is how I came here writing incoherent messages, bc I wanted to write about annoying things on FB, and then just other things that pass through my mind. Well that's about it... WAIT except for a piece of advice:
*Ladies if you add the guy you are into on FB and notice there are only girls
who have written on his wall, that is a problem. Don't waste your time
because those girls are you. They added him as a friend(like you) and are
trying to do the casual "write on his FB wall thing". Trust, me drop his ass,
and drop it fast!
*Fellows if this is you, quit trying to be a pimp and pick one already.
Welp until another set of useless and unnecessary thoughts pass through, keep on keepin' on!
-Lisi-
PS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5etLRgwXmh0
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