Ross

Today I had the day off.  I ventured into Ross to buy some cheap artwork for my office (yes I am that classy to have "Ross Dress for Less" artwork on my walls at work) and my theory of many years again did not cease to be true; "what is that theory?" the zero people reading this may ask?  It is as follows

T1:  Between time x when one enters a "Ross Dress for Less" clothing store and time y when one exits the establishment one or more of the following will occur:
        -A child will have a temper tantrum whom is above the standard age to be
        considered a social normalise of tantrum.
        -A mother will ignore her crying baby and continue to be a consumer of great
        savings.
        -One will become incarcerated in a row of clothing by persons and their shopping
        carts on either entrance of said row.

Upon many years of field research I have found this theory to be sound.  Today the 1st and 2nd occurrence took place, the 3rd not happening largely due to my refusal to walk down a row of clothing.

What does this prove?  That Ross is as annoying as hell, and one should only enter when they have an ample amount of patience available to them.  Luckily I went in prepared and had a "flirting with your eyes" moment before entering which put me in an extra generous mood.

Welp until another set of useless and unnecessary thoughts pass through, keep on keepin' on!

PS Think about it