o there are some interesting characters at and around the farmers market and I like to people watch so here are some of my experiences and some quotes.
Creepy Man: "Great Smile" as he is staring straight at my legs.
Terrible Mother: "Ewww gross, Honey" after her daughter sets her own bag in an unknown substance and the mother turns away from her daughter in shame.
A Woman walked by in tight overalls and cowboy boots. Interesting, but not cute.
Random Foreigner Group walking by: "Lei Hump"
The man selling peaches was generally offended by my blond moment of believing his sarcasm, you said it, I believed it, so why are YOU the one offended by my stupidity.
Rando Girl walking by I may know: " He obviously has babies"
An extremely EXTREMELY pale man waring a SUPER tight white, translucent tee tucked into awkward khaki pants and doc martins.
Lots of Handsome Farmers could be seen, but the lack of deodorant may be a deal breaker.
The Peach man who was offended was more macho then most selling at the market, so he appears to be a true "Farmer" and not a gardener.

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