Monday, June 20, 2011

Interesting Encounters at Farmers Market

o there are some interesting characters at and around the farmers market and I like to people watch so here are some of my experiences and some quotes.  

Creepy Man: "Great Smile" as he is staring straight at my legs.

Terrible Mother: "Ewww gross, Honey" after her daughter sets her own bag in an unknown substance and the mother turns away from her daughter in shame.  

A Woman walked by in tight overalls and cowboy boots.  Interesting, but not cute.  

Random Foreigner Group walking by:  "Lei Hump"  

The man selling peaches was generally offended by my blond moment of believing his sarcasm, you said it, I believed it, so why are YOU the one offended by my stupidity.

Rando Girl walking by I may know: " He obviously has babies"

An extremely EXTREMELY pale man waring a SUPER tight white, translucent tee tucked into awkward khaki pants and doc martins.

Lots of Handsome Farmers could be seen, but the lack of deodorant may be a deal breaker.

The Peach man who was offended was more macho then most selling at the market, so he appears to be a true "Farmer" and not a gardener.

Very Handsome older gentlemen was too old for me to be attracted too but not to old to be considered attractive.

A Farmers Farewell,
Lisi

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