I got a text message from a boy (excuse me MAN) who has a crush on me (no I am not being egotistical or full of myself he has asked me out and I am hesitant) just to say hi. His exact texted phrase was "Hi :), hope it's cool to just say that..."
Now at this point I am unsure my thoughts but when a lady gets that from a guy she may or may not be interested in or very much interested in, it is a GREAT thing (not so much if the thought of the guy makes you squirm with distaste). I got that messaged and giggled and twirled my hair in my office as I thought of what I would say back, and I am not even sure about the guy.
Which brings me to my point, freaking A men, it doesn't take a lot, just send us a cute thinking of us a text and it will mean the world to us because the fact of the matter is "MEN DON'T TEXT". Girls will think of some clever yet sexy yet witty yet hilarious text to send to you, and what do we get in response? ha. Not even a Ha Ha with uppercase H's. The fact is guys don't text, which is why if you send the lady you are interested in a "Hi, just wanted to say that text" you are in... not saying this guy is in... it just helped a little.
Until the next time,
Lisi
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
Finally Something Truly Random
I wonder if I were to meet me walking down the street if I would like me? I think I would but I am not completely sure, because I might find me too loud or too silly...
In other news, you shouldn't be friends with people on FB who annoy you, only those whom you care about or want to stalk. The problem comes when they find you annoying but you want to stalk them...
When I say "Hey, how are you?" Don't ask me "Do you really want to know?" because once those words are said, no I don't want to know.
I hate when skinny girls say they eat whatever they want and they eat a lot of it, because that just means they are puking a lot in the bathroom, which is gross, especially when they've just finished eating dinner at your house.
I love beer, beer is not feminine, my mother says I need to be more feminine, I like men and eventually would like to marry one, so now I order my beer in a martini glass.
I walked by one of my residents the other day and she yelled out look at those cheeks. I told her I had put on a little too much blush that morning, to which she responded "I'm talking about the ones on the back, oh to be young again!"
That's all, XoXo
Lisi
PS
In other news, you shouldn't be friends with people on FB who annoy you, only those whom you care about or want to stalk. The problem comes when they find you annoying but you want to stalk them...
When I say "Hey, how are you?" Don't ask me "Do you really want to know?" because once those words are said, no I don't want to know.
I hate when skinny girls say they eat whatever they want and they eat a lot of it, because that just means they are puking a lot in the bathroom, which is gross, especially when they've just finished eating dinner at your house.
I love beer, beer is not feminine, my mother says I need to be more feminine, I like men and eventually would like to marry one, so now I order my beer in a martini glass.
I walked by one of my residents the other day and she yelled out look at those cheeks. I told her I had put on a little too much blush that morning, to which she responded "I'm talking about the ones on the back, oh to be young again!"
That's all, XoXo
Lisi
PS
Friday, March 18, 2011
Famous People Both Annoy and Intrigue Me
As said above, famous people both annoy and intrigue me. I have always wanted to have a moment where a famous person is totally rude and demanding and I can look at them and say something to the effect of "I don't know who you are, or who you think you are, but that was rude!" I know I would never do it because I am all talk and no action (typical people pleaser) BUT in my mind when I do this they are stunned, then angered, then humbled, then in awe and we become best friends. Oh how I await for the day when I can pretend not to know who a famous person (bc lets me honest I am a total fame whore and know even the G list actors) is and in turn befriend them. That is were the annoyance and intrigual comes in (yes I made up a word DEAL WITH IT).
Even though they annoy me with the arrogance and entitlement, there is something utterly fascinating about them, like the handicap monkey at the zoo or a car accident it's not necessarily pleasing to the eye and you may not necessarily enjoy looking at it but you can't look away and you need to know what is going to happen next. To be honest one famous person who totally intrigues me and doesn't even annoy me (but I would still pretend not to know her so that I could befriend her) is Taylor Swift. Seriously. I have googled her and found out about all her songs and who she wrote which one about. Like I said. Fame Whore.
Hopefully the shiny, glitzy, glittery things will get old soon and no longer attract my attention. Toodles.
-Lisi-
PS THIS GIRL MAY BE MY HERO. I bet this is the proudest moment of her life, not bc I hate Robert Pattinson by any means (because I bet he would be a funny one to hang out with) but because she refused to get caught up in the anomaly and allure of that dirty hair and instead let her bitch flag fly and flipped the bird to Hollywood itself and what it's made of (BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE).
Even though they annoy me with the arrogance and entitlement, there is something utterly fascinating about them, like the handicap monkey at the zoo or a car accident it's not necessarily pleasing to the eye and you may not necessarily enjoy looking at it but you can't look away and you need to know what is going to happen next. To be honest one famous person who totally intrigues me and doesn't even annoy me (but I would still pretend not to know her so that I could befriend her) is Taylor Swift. Seriously. I have googled her and found out about all her songs and who she wrote which one about. Like I said. Fame Whore.
Hopefully the shiny, glitzy, glittery things will get old soon and no longer attract my attention. Toodles.
-Lisi-
PS THIS GIRL MAY BE MY HERO. I bet this is the proudest moment of her life, not bc I hate Robert Pattinson by any means (because I bet he would be a funny one to hang out with) but because she refused to get caught up in the anomaly and allure of that dirty hair and instead let her bitch flag fly and flipped the bird to Hollywood itself and what it's made of (BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE).
Sunday, March 13, 2011
True Confession: I am a Facebook Stalker
There is something I need to confess, a struggle... no an addiction that I deal with on a every day basis I Lisi (insert full name here) am a facebook stalker. It's true; people I am friends with, have just met, or may meet in the future I stalk their page like there is no tomorrow. In fairness to myself as not to be clumped in with those who "like" everything and comment on everything I am a closet facebook stalker and am full of shame. I don't like people to know about my dirty addiction, especially those in which I stalk, I have no "most embarrassing moment" in my life, but had someone I was FB stalking discovered my stalkery ways I would bury myself beneath my Egyptian cotton covers and never come out. That is why I only look and peruse and limit my likes and comments.
Why do I stalk might none you ask? Because I am nosey and curious and want to know all about the inward dealings of your life. At a later date one might say "I posted pics from the party on my FB last night, did you see them" and being the addict that I am will look them right in the eyes and lie saying "No I haven't I will have to check them out tonight." When in reality I have been refreshing and checking their page over and over again for the last three days waiting for them to load the pictures from the party!
Sadly most of my stalking is that of a junior high girl, I stalk those in which I think are handsome. Like said handsome man in the previous post, or handsome man I flirted with at another occasion involving me in a fancy party dress. I look at their pics over and over again, I see who they are becoming friends with, I maybe even stalk their friend's page to see what they are saying to them or the extent of their friendship, I have a problem. I need help.
Now if any of the handsome men were to read this (and I assure you they will not as I do not advertise this blog in anyway, in the hopes that one day someone will stumble upon it and be shocked that this nonsense has been occurring AND said handsome men do not have the FB stalking disorder that I have as they are older, wiser, and handsome) I would deny deny deny that they were the handsome men I was referring too. I would make up some long winded story about some man I met at some time whom has a very active FB page constantly updating, when in reality most of whom I FB stalk never do any updating or uploading of any kind.
Which brings me to my next point, I create my page as if someone is stalking MY page. I try to limit my status updates to once a week UNLESS something is needed to be heard, I try not to comment on too many silly things, and when I do comment I try to make it some sassy snide and insanely clever and witty remark. Who would analyze a page like this besides a junior high girl? Me. Lisi (insert full name here) Facebook addict.
Now that I have confessed this ugly habit I feel better. I have opened up my problem onto the inter web and feel that this is the first step in getting help. Now if you excuse me I have forgotten what handsome man number 3 looks like in his facebook profile picture. Until next time!
-Lisi-
PS I love the word Idiosyncrasy (DEF: a structural or behavioral characteristic peculiar to an individual or group), and would love to put it into my vocab more often.
Why do I stalk might none you ask? Because I am nosey and curious and want to know all about the inward dealings of your life. At a later date one might say "I posted pics from the party on my FB last night, did you see them" and being the addict that I am will look them right in the eyes and lie saying "No I haven't I will have to check them out tonight." When in reality I have been refreshing and checking their page over and over again for the last three days waiting for them to load the pictures from the party!
Sadly most of my stalking is that of a junior high girl, I stalk those in which I think are handsome. Like said handsome man in the previous post, or handsome man I flirted with at another occasion involving me in a fancy party dress. I look at their pics over and over again, I see who they are becoming friends with, I maybe even stalk their friend's page to see what they are saying to them or the extent of their friendship, I have a problem. I need help.
Now if any of the handsome men were to read this (and I assure you they will not as I do not advertise this blog in anyway, in the hopes that one day someone will stumble upon it and be shocked that this nonsense has been occurring AND said handsome men do not have the FB stalking disorder that I have as they are older, wiser, and handsome) I would deny deny deny that they were the handsome men I was referring too. I would make up some long winded story about some man I met at some time whom has a very active FB page constantly updating, when in reality most of whom I FB stalk never do any updating or uploading of any kind.
Which brings me to my next point, I create my page as if someone is stalking MY page. I try to limit my status updates to once a week UNLESS something is needed to be heard, I try not to comment on too many silly things, and when I do comment I try to make it some sassy snide and insanely clever and witty remark. Who would analyze a page like this besides a junior high girl? Me. Lisi (insert full name here) Facebook addict.
Now that I have confessed this ugly habit I feel better. I have opened up my problem onto the inter web and feel that this is the first step in getting help. Now if you excuse me I have forgotten what handsome man number 3 looks like in his facebook profile picture. Until next time!
-Lisi-
PS I love the word Idiosyncrasy (DEF: a structural or behavioral characteristic peculiar to an individual or group), and would love to put it into my vocab more often.
My idiosyncrasy of using facebook to stalk people I hardly know will never stop because I love it too much.
This was the pic I found when I google imaged idiosyncrasy... again lots of duh-hurty pics!
Monday, March 7, 2011
Being a Girl Can be Rough
So this is not a new observation, but I was thinking tonight that being a girl can be rough. Not the physical stuff (monthly visits, child birth etc.) but the craziness that happens in our heads. The over analysis of every situation, the drama many women create with one another over nothing, and the constant desire for clear communication (often not concise).
Now in general I try to steer clear of the drama and think I do a damn fine job of that, BUT it's the other two that kill me, especially when it comes to boys... I'm 23 I guess I should be saying "men". Now I was out with my ladies this weekend enjoying some dancing and some gal pal time when before the fun even began many of us had to set the texting ground rules; who we were and were not allowed to initiate a text with, if said textie texts us can we respond, if we respond what are we forbidden to say. Now I was not planning on drinking BUT I still needed to set these ground rules because girls do not just send the "drunk texts" when they are drunk but also when we get all caught up in our head and think it's a good idea to send a text letting them know we are thinking about them or pretending to send a text to someone else but "accidentally" sending it to them so they will respond.
If a boy... excuse me... a MAN sends me a text out of the blue, immediately the analysis begins "what does he mean, what does he want, that little smiley at the end does that mean he is into it?" Us girls are constantly analyzing the relationship and communication with the bo... er men in our lives. Which leads to the next point, we want clear communication.
We want the man to say "hey I enjoyed a,b, and c but am not planning on embarking in the D that will lead to the R (d=dating r= relationship)." Yet if a man ever said that too us he would be considered a huge scumbag jerk, and we would ask over an over again how he could ever be so insensitive.
Ladies, what the hell do we want? I will tell you what I want, to have the confidence to be completely straight forward and for the man to be completely straight forward without it hurting my feelings or confidence. Me saying "I am out with the girls and am thinking about you." and him feeling free to respond with "Don't think about me".
Now I know this will never happen which is why being a girl can be rough. Now if you will excuse me I have a current situation to over analyze and man's number to change the contact info too "DO NOT TEXT OR CALL".
-Lisi-
PS soooooooooo true
Now in general I try to steer clear of the drama and think I do a damn fine job of that, BUT it's the other two that kill me, especially when it comes to boys... I'm 23 I guess I should be saying "men". Now I was out with my ladies this weekend enjoying some dancing and some gal pal time when before the fun even began many of us had to set the texting ground rules; who we were and were not allowed to initiate a text with, if said textie texts us can we respond, if we respond what are we forbidden to say. Now I was not planning on drinking BUT I still needed to set these ground rules because girls do not just send the "drunk texts" when they are drunk but also when we get all caught up in our head and think it's a good idea to send a text letting them know we are thinking about them or pretending to send a text to someone else but "accidentally" sending it to them so they will respond.
If a boy... excuse me... a MAN sends me a text out of the blue, immediately the analysis begins "what does he mean, what does he want, that little smiley at the end does that mean he is into it?" Us girls are constantly analyzing the relationship and communication with the bo... er men in our lives. Which leads to the next point, we want clear communication.
We want the man to say "hey I enjoyed a,b, and c but am not planning on embarking in the D that will lead to the R (d=dating r= relationship)." Yet if a man ever said that too us he would be considered a huge scumbag jerk, and we would ask over an over again how he could ever be so insensitive.
Ladies, what the hell do we want? I will tell you what I want, to have the confidence to be completely straight forward and for the man to be completely straight forward without it hurting my feelings or confidence. Me saying "I am out with the girls and am thinking about you." and him feeling free to respond with "Don't think about me".
Now I know this will never happen which is why being a girl can be rough. Now if you will excuse me I have a current situation to over analyze and man's number to change the contact info too "DO NOT TEXT OR CALL".
-Lisi-
PS soooooooooo true
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Confidence; Something I Have Little Of
This past week I was in Sacramento for a few days for work and through some interesting turn of events realized that the confidence I don't have is very visibly seen to others. I smile big and stand tall and am in no way scared to make new friends and talk to people. But the big problem: initiation. I will be hanging out with someone for a long period of time and instead of saying to them: "hey lets kick it at another time and be friends" I think scream at them over and over again "INVITE ME! INVITE ME! INVITE ME!".
The reason: I don't have the confidence to think that the person I am screaming at in my mind would want to hang out with me, and I need their reassurance. HOW ANNOYING IS THAT?! Seriously I hate the people who are constantly digging for compliments and constantly needing pats on the back saying "Your smart enough, your strong enough, and dog gone it people LIKE YOU". But by not initiating and requiring it to be in someone else's hands aren't I doing that?! Jeeze! It's needy and it's gross!
Moving right along this confidence that I knew I didn't have I thought was hidden until I met a handsome acquaintance who pointed out the very visible lack of confidence. SHOOT! I wasn't able to fake it as well as I thought I was. So new goal in the coming months, CONFIDENCE or at least feigning confidence or making others believe I am confident.
To be honest the handsome acquaintance gave me a little confidence with some well placed and worded compliments (BARF I refuse to ever find my worth in the compliments from a man again, even though I LOOOOOVVVVVEDDD the said compliments and the handsomeness of said man). I like arguments that give reason and evidence, and I felt like the compliments were reason and evidence of why I should be confident.
So all to say, starting today I shall be confident. Not arrogant because I want to punch people who are arrogant right in the mouth, but true confidence. So thanks for the compliments Mr. Handsome, keep up the good work you are doing with your attractiveness!
Lisi
PS this is one of the pictures I got when I googled "Confidence".
The reason: I don't have the confidence to think that the person I am screaming at in my mind would want to hang out with me, and I need their reassurance. HOW ANNOYING IS THAT?! Seriously I hate the people who are constantly digging for compliments and constantly needing pats on the back saying "Your smart enough, your strong enough, and dog gone it people LIKE YOU". But by not initiating and requiring it to be in someone else's hands aren't I doing that?! Jeeze! It's needy and it's gross!
Moving right along this confidence that I knew I didn't have I thought was hidden until I met a handsome acquaintance who pointed out the very visible lack of confidence. SHOOT! I wasn't able to fake it as well as I thought I was. So new goal in the coming months, CONFIDENCE or at least feigning confidence or making others believe I am confident.
To be honest the handsome acquaintance gave me a little confidence with some well placed and worded compliments (BARF I refuse to ever find my worth in the compliments from a man again, even though I LOOOOOVVVVVEDDD the said compliments and the handsomeness of said man). I like arguments that give reason and evidence, and I felt like the compliments were reason and evidence of why I should be confident.
So all to say, starting today I shall be confident. Not arrogant because I want to punch people who are arrogant right in the mouth, but true confidence. So thanks for the compliments Mr. Handsome, keep up the good work you are doing with your attractiveness!
Lisi
PS this is one of the pictures I got when I googled "Confidence".
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