Finally Something Truly Random

I wonder if I were to meet me walking down the street if I would like me?  I think I would but I am not completely sure, because I  might find me too loud or too silly...

In other news, you shouldn't be friends with people on FB who annoy you, only those whom you care about or want to stalk.  The problem comes when they find you annoying but you want to stalk them...

When I say "Hey, how are you?" Don't ask me "Do you really want to know?" because once those words are said, no I don't want to know.

I hate when skinny girls say they eat whatever they want and they eat a lot of it, because that just means they are puking a lot in the bathroom, which is gross, especially when they've just finished eating dinner at your house.

I love beer, beer is not feminine, my mother says I need to be more feminine, I like men and eventually would like to marry one, so now I order my beer in a martini glass.

I walked by one of my residents the other day and she yelled out look at those cheeks.  I told her I had put on a little too much blush that morning, to which she responded "I'm talking about the ones on the back, oh to be young again!"

That's all, XoXo

Lisi

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