Watches, Toes, and the Inevitable Topic of Men

* I decided the other day that watches are classy, especially nice ones.  Men with nice watches often appear to me to be more handsome, does that make me a gold digger?

*  When someone is telling you gossip, you often then are considered to be gossiping which is not fair, what are you supposed to do turn off your ears.

*  I am only 23 years old but I may very possibly be an old woman the reason being the following: I love Jello, custard, tapioca, and cottage cheese,  I enjoy going to bed between 9:00 and 10:00 many nights, I'm attracted to older men (not grandma age but a good 5-7 years).

*  My least favorite part about my body are my toes, they are just funny looking.

*  I am probably pretty lucky to have the least favorite part of my body be my toes, many girls it would be a more significant part of their every day life.

*  My boss told me today I looked unprofessional today, which was a shock to me as I thought I was looking DAMN good.

*  When I am with just girls I drink beer because it's masculine, but when I am with guys I drink froo-froo drinks because its feminine.  Moral of the story it's ok to act like a boy with the girls, but you need to act like a girl with the boys.

*  I think one of my brother's friends is so handsome but he is so quite I can't tell what he's thinking, but I guess if he was a chatter box I still wouldn't know what he was thinking either.

*  My coworker wants to set me up with this great guy she knows, but he has a girlfriend, if we started dating he wouldn't be such a great guy now would he.

I should probably change the title of this blog to I like to talk about guys because it seems that is all I ever write about, probably because I am a single girl ready to get my flirt on.... flirting is fun... making out is fun...

Lisi

PS I don't know what this is, but it made me laugh, but I guess... what doesn't?

Nosey Nosey Nosey

I am SOOOO nosey!  I try to pretty it up and tell people "No way dude, I'm not nosey, I just care about your life!"  and maybe that is true, but for the most part I am just interested in all the juiciness that your exciting life holds.

I think the biggest difference between being nosey (which I am) and being a gossip is that I don't discuss, hypothesize, or analyze with other people, and try to get the info straight from the source (although if someone else tells me some interesting piece of info I rarely turn them away.

Naturally, because there is a lack in my romantic life (as some have said I lead a very Rotic life {Ro-MAN-tic, without the man}) that is the topic I find most interesting.  I want to know how you met, I want to know what you like about him, I want to know why you are fighting, I want to know why you broke up, I want to know if I am allowed to go for him.  (Kidding just thought I would put it in there though).  I don't know why it interests me so much, it just does.

This weekend has been PERFECT to get my nosey nosey fill!  Went out last night with a group of people (felt like summer by the way, full moon, sundresses, at the ocean IN APRIL!!), but then after a fateful phone call of a lady who just needed her girls, we made it into a girls night plus one random man. Sugary cereal?  Check.  Beer? Check.  Dance mix CD?  Check.  Lots of giggling, yelling, discussing the inefficiencies of the male gender?  Double check.  All in all it was a good night/ weekend (as naturally the girls night turned into a slumber party) for girls, for noseies, and for the one brother who got to be one guy among a myriad of very attractive women!

Peace, love, flowers!
Lisi

PS going to an Earth day festival today in a flowy dress.  I think I am going to bring a flower to have by my nose due to the lack of deodorant that I know will be there!

Irritation and Surprise

Right now I am irritated.  I am irritated because of an overly forward man who assumes things and only talks about himself.  Why is it always men, whom you are not interested in and have made this information abundunduntly clear,  who approach you and intrude into your lives, yet those men who you very much would welcome said intrusion and would find their forwardness charming, keep there distance until you send them a letter, text, telegram, and smoke signal that you are interested.  Irritating.

I enjoy surprises.  There is something exciting and possibly dangerous of the unexpected.  Because of this anything I am curious about I call a surprise.  I don't know what the day holds for me, it becomes a day of surprises.  If I don't know who will be at a party, it becomes a party full of surprises.  I like being excited, I guess.  Much better than being irritated.  SURPRISE ME!

Lisi

Interesting

I work with a lot of women.  This makes things at work often difficult due to our inert ability to be overly dramatic, petty, gossipy, and overall make things more emotional then need be.  That being said there are also a lot of men who work with me who are not within the office (cooks, gardeners, life guards and of course the maintenance men.).  Now I do not think higher of myself then I am, but for some reason most of these men LOVE me.  A lot of I think has to do with culture as most of them are of Latino descent and I don't know what it is but Latino men LOOOOVVVVVEEEE blond women.  I don't care what you look like if you have blond blond hair they are always going to yell "Mirada, mirada (translation "look, look").  Anywho, most of the men from work are also old enough to be my father so some of them treat me like a daughter, some of them try to flirt and one of them I think could be fired for the way he recently showed his affection to me.  

Grant it, this man is the oldest man, and often considers me (so I thought) as a grandaughter, seeing as his daughter is much much older than me and physically could be my mother but probably not my mother as she would have been 20 or 21 when she had me.  But he comes in and puts his arm around me, no big, and then is hand slides down to my mid back, still no problem.  Where it then goes lower and he gets a nice firm grip on my hip, slash love handles. 

Now maybe this was purely plutonic and there was nothing weird behind it, BUT either way had HR walked in things would have gotten real awkward real fast.  

That's all.  Oh and my fav coworker wants to set me up with her 30 something friend who lives in San Diego, I think I would like that, I think I would like a set up, and I know I like the age range.  I am 23 but I love a good 5 years+ between me and my men.  I guess I being robbed from my cradle...

Goo Goo Gah Gah 

Lisi

S'more Random Thoughts

-When handsome men who are the checker at the store, or on the street, or who I run into on my day to day business compliment me I love it and they are sweet, when a creepy looking man does it I cry and he is mean.

-Resident in the middle of activity with heavy New York accent: "Rick, RICK, R I C K!!!"
  Me: "(Insert Res Name), Rick's not here right now"
  Resident picking up her hand and putting it to her ear: "Rick, she says your not here right now"

-Every day this week when I have come home from work there has been a small, perfect snack size, homemade piece of pizza sitting on a napkin in the kitchen.  Now I know this is my brother making pizza and leaving me a piece (love him) but who I really think is leaving it, is the devil, because there is no way one can turn down that kind of an offer.

- The last date I went on was a surprise, the surprise being that I was going on a date... that I had to drive on... that lasted 8 hours... SURPRISE TO ME

-Text from me:  "I will be there in 5 I went out for drinks with my coworkers"
 Text 1 from friend: "Ok Boosty"
 Text 2 from friend: "I mean Boosty"
 Text 3 from friend: "I mean Boozey"
 Text from me:  "Alright who's the "boosty" now".

-Went to a friends house the other night with a group of people to go in the hot tub.  We were coming from downtown and I drove my car and another group took a cab.  Some guy named Ishmael who we had never met jumped in the cab, joined us at the house and joined us in the hot tub.  True Story.  Nice to meet ya, Ishmael.

The End.
Lisi

PS
My brother showed me this gem of a website: spoiledphotos.com

Then of course the classic: awkwardfamilyphotos.com

Friends

Friends are awesome, I love them.  BUT keeping that in mind there are certain types of friends as well as friendship levels.  Certain friendships are the type and level that you share every little thing with and certain ones are not.  It is important that before you share with someone all your "adventures" that the type and level of friendship is equal with the details of said adventure.

Basically if we are not close or have do not know one another too well, please don't share with me the intimate or embarrassing moments you have had with your boyfriend or girlfriend.  Please and thank you!

Appropriate Hugs and Kisses,

Lisi

PS