S'more Random Thoughts

-When handsome men who are the checker at the store, or on the street, or who I run into on my day to day business compliment me I love it and they are sweet, when a creepy looking man does it I cry and he is mean.

-Resident in the middle of activity with heavy New York accent: "Rick, RICK, R I C K!!!"
  Me: "(Insert Res Name), Rick's not here right now"
  Resident picking up her hand and putting it to her ear: "Rick, she says your not here right now"

-Every day this week when I have come home from work there has been a small, perfect snack size, homemade piece of pizza sitting on a napkin in the kitchen.  Now I know this is my brother making pizza and leaving me a piece (love him) but who I really think is leaving it, is the devil, because there is no way one can turn down that kind of an offer.

- The last date I went on was a surprise, the surprise being that I was going on a date... that I had to drive on... that lasted 8 hours... SURPRISE TO ME

-Text from me:  "I will be there in 5 I went out for drinks with my coworkers"
 Text 1 from friend: "Ok Boosty"
 Text 2 from friend: "I mean Boosty"
 Text 3 from friend: "I mean Boozey"
 Text from me:  "Alright who's the "boosty" now".

-Went to a friends house the other night with a group of people to go in the hot tub.  We were coming from downtown and I drove my car and another group took a cab.  Some guy named Ishmael who we had never met jumped in the cab, joined us at the house and joined us in the hot tub.  True Story.  Nice to meet ya, Ishmael.

The End.
Lisi

PS
My brother showed me this gem of a website: spoiledphotos.com

Then of course the classic: awkwardfamilyphotos.com