Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Watches, Toes, and the Inevitable Topic of Men

* I decided the other day that watches are classy, especially nice ones.  Men with nice watches often appear to me to be more handsome, does that make me a gold digger?

*  When someone is telling you gossip, you often then are considered to be gossiping which is not fair, what are you supposed to do turn off your ears.

*  I am only 23 years old but I may very possibly be an old woman the reason being the following: I love Jello, custard, tapioca, and cottage cheese,  I enjoy going to bed between 9:00 and 10:00 many nights, I'm attracted to older men (not grandma age but a good 5-7 years).

*  My least favorite part about my body are my toes, they are just funny looking.

*  I am probably pretty lucky to have the least favorite part of my body be my toes, many girls it would be a more significant part of their every day life.

*  My boss told me today I looked unprofessional today, which was a shock to me as I thought I was looking DAMN good.

*  When I am with just girls I drink beer because it's masculine, but when I am with guys I drink froo-froo drinks because its feminine.  Moral of the story it's ok to act like a boy with the girls, but you need to act like a girl with the boys.

*  I think one of my brother's friends is so handsome but he is so quite I can't tell what he's thinking, but I guess if he was a chatter box I still wouldn't know what he was thinking either.

*  My coworker wants to set me up with this great guy she knows, but he has a girlfriend, if we started dating he wouldn't be such a great guy now would he.

I should probably change the title of this blog to I like to talk about guys because it seems that is all I ever write about, probably because I am a single girl ready to get my flirt on.... flirting is fun... making out is fun...

Lisi

PS I don't know what this is, but it made me laugh, but I guess... what doesn't?

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